producing soap opera

A I have the problem. 

B What's up? 

A There is something I like.

B What? You have the girlfriend Mika don't you?  

A yeah...but things aren't working out between Mika. 

B Oh, the humanity! So who is the next target?

A Karen. 

B Seriously? I'm surprised to hear that. She is C's girlfriend!

A I know. I know. I went to Mori museum with her last Monday. 

B Really?  If I remember correctly, last Monday was her birthday.

A yes. she chose me.

B oh...

A She came on to me first.

B ok ok So you mean you are going to break up with Mika? 

A yes. I go to fishing with Mika today afternoon so I will dump! Think about her.She's high maintenance. I have to call Mika over 20 times a day. recently it is decreasing. but last date she stood me up!! 

BI have mixed feelings.

A what do you mean?

B There is something I like.

A What? You have the girlfriend Sae don't you?  

B yeah...but things aren't working out between Sae. 

A Oh, the humanity! So who is the next target?

B Mika

A 「!？」

C hi!

B wow Sae and C! What are you doing?

C I kind of have plan with her.

B Sae yesterday you said you had caught a cold so you couldn't  go to a park with me. what's up?

Sae  ...

C calm down calm down. By the way, Sae want to talk to you about something.

Sae  There is something I like...

AB Oh, the humanity!